stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

posted 22 hours ago with 182,479 notes
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#omfg

laminatedfenrisdick:

Every homestuck that reblogs this will get smut of their otp in their inbox.

I mean it.

All of you.

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Also, please tell me who you want smut of. I don’t know all of your otp’s.

posted 22 hours ago with 6,714 notes
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#text #lmao #anyone

cooleoreos:

pregnantmales:

why wasnt i a part of this

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY

what is this even from

THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT

WHAT IS THI S OMFG

but the real question is where can i watch this

this post gets me through everything

I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.

oh come one that blue ones not even tryign

the orange one isn’t even doing it right

the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying

FOUND IT

(Source: komaedakouhai)

milkmanner:

Happy 4/13! I was in too much of a rush drawing this and smudged ink all over my scanner (good job.) I love Homestuck byee

posted 22 hours ago with 5,358 notes
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#Hometsuck #Meenah Peixes

somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

posted 22 hours ago with 507,743 notes
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#omfg

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d0cpr0fess0r:

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posted 1 day ago with 70,181 notes
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#lmao

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(Source: kawozhin)

posted 1 day ago with 380,040 notes
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#text #school #yes

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

posted 1 day ago with 184,335 notes
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#text
Not Pansexuality: "I don't care about gender!! Gender is meaningless!"
Pansexuality: "I understand that gender can be an important part of someone's identity, but it will have no effect on whether I am attracted to them."

thatfellowsthings:

If you say so, Nintendo

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

posted 1 day ago with 209,221 notes
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#omg

weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

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(Source: flygoing)

posted 1 day ago with 59,755 notes
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#text #lmao

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies
posted 1 day ago with 174,700 notes
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#text

isthatwhatyoumint:

quick doodle of trickster jane! what a cutie

bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”